Lewis Black

Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe. ↗

— Lewis Black

#individuality #inspirational #faith

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain? ↗

— Lewis Black

#atheist #humor #noremorse #religion #faith

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!! ↗

— Lewis Black

#men

Just relax and breathe through your ass. ↗

— Lewis Black

#funny #humor #noremorse #faith

I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror. ↗

— Lewis Black

#raving #stand-up-comedy #stark #comedy

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. ↗

— Lewis Black

#damned-if-you-don-t #religion #taboo #faith

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice. ↗

— Lewis Black

#humor

Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We're all shitty little snowflakes, dancing in the universe. ↗

— Lewis Black

#humor

Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker. ↗

— Lewis Black

#design

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. ↗

— Lewis Black

#gets #head #i #i love #love