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Laura Kightlinger

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I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.


— Laura Kightlinger


#feel #going #i #i always #keeps

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.


— Laura Kightlinger


#drinking #happy #i #know #now

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.


— Laura Kightlinger


#dates #feel #going #guess #i

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.


— Laura Kightlinger


#hiding #i #might #wherever #work

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.


— Laura Kightlinger


#ceiling #eating #find #fists #i

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.


— Laura Kightlinger


#detest #goal #i #indecent #like

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.


— Laura Kightlinger


#drag #dress #famous #i #like

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'


— Laura Kightlinger


#broke #consider #i #i do #myself

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.


— Laura Kightlinger


#feel #feel good #get #good #just

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.


— Laura Kightlinger


#connotation #feminist #i #negative #often






About Laura Kightlinger






Did you know about Laura Kightlinger?

She later wrote for Dennis Miller Live and for the 20th season (1994–1995) of Saturday Night Live on which Laura Kightlinger was also a featured performer and cast member. [citation needed]


Film
In 2001 Laura Kightlinger made a short film Dependable People which won both the Black Maria Film Festival Director's Citation (Honorable Mention) and the International Festival of Cinema and Technology Best New Director Award in 2002. She attended Southwestern High School and then Emerson College.

Laura Kightlinger is an American actress comedian and writer.

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