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Larry David

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I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.


— Larry David


#i #still #yeah

I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.


— Larry David


#how #i #misinterpreted #some #sometimes

I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.


— Larry David


#anymore #been #enough #i #know

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.


— Larry David


#flirt #i #i tried #know #run

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?


— Larry David


#could #course #going #how #i

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.


— Larry David


#becomes #feeling #funny #how #tell

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.


— Larry David


#country #dawn #home #me #more

It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.


— Larry David


#good #happened #life #make #something

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.


— Larry David


#around #day #every #every day #get

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.


— Larry David


#coming #hear #i #kind #mainstream






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Did you know about Larry David?

Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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