Larry David

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. ↗

— Larry David

#fish #i #learned #night #order

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. ↗

— Larry David

#having #i #like #me #people

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. ↗

— Larry David

#cringe #did #ever #going #i

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. ↗

— Larry David

#frustrated #guy #i #kids #laugh

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. ↗

— Larry David

#decent #done #i #inadvertently #life

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. ↗

— Larry David

#i #panic #stay #tend

I think Michael Moore is a hero. ↗

— Larry David

#i #i think #michael #moore #think

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized. ↗

— Larry David

#comedy #commercialized #doing #had #i

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. ↗

— Larry David

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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. ↗

— Larry David

#eat #fight #fighting #get #like