Larry David

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. ↗

— Larry David

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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' ↗

— Larry David

#birthday party #funny #gave #got #hey

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. ↗

— Larry David

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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. ↗

— Larry David

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I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. ↗

— Larry David

#adulthood #because #childhood #had #hard

I have no secrets. ↗

— Larry David

#secrets

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' ↗

— Larry David

#go #house #i #know #over

I have reservations about everything I do. ↗

— Larry David

#everything #i #i do #reservations

I just feed off the energy of the audience. ↗

— Larry David

#energy #feed #i #just #off

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. ↗

— Larry David

#eat #fight #fighting #get #like