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    Larry David

    Read through the most famous quotes from Larry David




    I am not honest. ↗


    — Larry David

    #honest #i #i am

    I believe in something. ↗


    — Larry David

    #i #i believe #i believe in #something

    I can't stand reading anything that I've said. ↗


    — Larry David

    #i #reading #said #stand

    I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' ↗


    — Larry David

    #any #anyone #been #crossed #defy

    I don't have many friends. ↗


    — Larry David

    #i #many

    I don't like people cleaning my room. ↗


    — Larry David

    #i #like #people #room

    I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. ↗


    — Larry David

    #comfort #comfort zone #half #i #inch

    I don't like to make a big splash anyway. ↗


    — Larry David

    #big #i #like #make #splash

    I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself. ↗


    — Larry David

    #feel #good #i #i feel #i feel like

    Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. ↗


    — Larry David

    #eat #fight #fighting #get #like






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    Did you know about Larry David?

    Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

    Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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