Larry David

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. ↗

— Larry David

#been #better #day #driving #had

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. ↗

— Larry David

#generally #jokes #life #particular #people

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#certain #funny #jews #might #rhythm

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! ↗

— Larry David

#me #nothing #reflects

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. ↗

— Larry David

#involve #man #most #pants #suffer

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. ↗

— Larry David

#days #doing #i #some #standup

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! ↗

— Larry David

#divorce #home #i #lights #turned

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. ↗

— Larry David

#i #know #only #really #stage

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. ↗

— Larry David

#bad #basically #because #going #happen

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. ↗

— Larry David

#complete freedom #concerned #freedom #succeeding #work