Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. ↗

— Larry David

#bald #confident #diamond #full #hair

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. ↗

— Larry David

#bad #birds #deaf #hear #i

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. ↗

— Larry David

#anyone #emotional #even #i #interested

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. ↗

— Larry David

#empty #ensure #forty #forty years #generation

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. ↗

— Larry David

#good #had #homeless #i #out

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. ↗

— Larry David

#crazy #drives #even #i #self-confidence

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. ↗

— Larry David

#assume #back #combat #even #guard

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. ↗

— Larry David

#just #precarious #relationship #tenuous

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. ↗

— Larry David

#hey #i #jewish #loathe #may

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. ↗

— Larry David

#eat #fight #fighting #get #like