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Kurt Vonnegut

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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#blind #job #kingdom #man #one-eyed

Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#frontier #love #love

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#put-downs #stupidity #brain

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#music #nonfiction #politics #music

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#i #ours #planet #poor #really

The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#life #philosophy #science #death

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#politics #turkey #television

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to always tell the difference.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#serenity-prayer #change

Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet


— Kurt Vonnegut


#love

The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn't want to be used by anybody.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#life






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" When pressed further Vonnegut also said that "They [suicide bombers] are dying for their own self-respect. The couple separated in 1970; that same year Vonnegut began living with the woman who would later become his second wife photographer Jill Krementz although he did not divorce Cox until 1979. Breakfast of Champions became one of his best-selling novels.

: /ˈvɒnɨɡət/; November 11 1922 – April 11 2007) was an American writer. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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