Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#first #governor #i #listed #number

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#bennett #patron #patron saint #saint #them

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#bouncing #even #financial #life #life is a

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#demons #struggle #them #you #your

Young people are the key to this election. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#key #people #young #young people

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#field #get #more #only #politics

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#done #get #honest #late #lot

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#buy #dog #fine #him #his

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#beer #eye #holder

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#possessive #remember #singular