Kinky Friedman

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #texan #time #you

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#changed #had #i #life #millions

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#know #mark #mark twain #students #test

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#elected #first #first thing #i #recount

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#god #mississippi #saying #texas #thank

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#currency #i #important #life #my life

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#screwed #system #tattooed #teachers

We were a country band with a social conscience. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#conscience #country #social #were

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#education #executions #first #funding #mississippi

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#creative #get #had