Kinky Friedman

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #intimidate #people #try #who

I don't apologize to people with an agenda. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#apologize #i #people

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#first #half #happy #happy childhood #i

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#hair #head #i #i can #just

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #just #number #other #property

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#keep #oklahoma #out #us #war

I'll sign anything except bad legislation. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#bad #except #i #legislation #sign

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#now #prayer #right #school #tell

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#i #medicare #old #too #women

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#because #been #bus #civil #civil rights