Kinky Friedman

You gotta find what you like and let it kill you. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#inspirational

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#gay #gay marriage #i #i believe #marriage

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#awesome

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#humorous #inspirational #life #funny

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but... ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#humor

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#funny #funny

The best fiction is true. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#humor #on-fiction #truth #humor

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#love

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#design #how #intelligent #legislature #look

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#happy #happy childhood #life #possible #preparation