Kelly Ripa

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#grows #handle #i #out #quit

I'm like any working mom. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#i #like #mom #working

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#awfully #clean #clean up #i #i am

I'm usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#before #done #i #kids #pick

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#better #emotional #feel #go #i

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#house #i #some

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#day #depends #five #get #how

In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?' ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#cheered #else #everybody #feel #hasn

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#cleaver #dysfunctional #june #like #nothing

Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#because #get #horse #please #pretty