Karl Pilkington

When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#books #couple #done #go #holiday

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#been #called #exactly #flying #idiot

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#came #challenge #did #highlight #home

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#cups #got #just #know #like

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#exaggerates #having #head #problem #shape

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#bang #because #big #big bang #did

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#door #glass #house #live #people

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#end #end of the day #i #idiot #learned

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#go #i #i think #just #life

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#spiteful #trifle #would