Karl Pilkington

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#corner #go #i #mean #more

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#changed #exciting #hasn #i #invited

I've got loads of nieces and nephews. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#i #loads #nephews #nieces

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#awards #certificates #get #i #many

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#books #done #everything #five #i

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#home #i #joke #like #really

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#depressive #fry #know #like #lot

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#insect #lonely #own #slug

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#been #big #day #else #enjoy

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#any #cat #easy #looking #me