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Justin Halpern

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I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.


— Justin Halpern


#feel #i #i can #like #now

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.


— Justin Halpern


#books #breakfast #champions #considered #ever

I was an angst-y journal writing kid.


— Justin Halpern


#journal #kid #writing

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.


— Justin Halpern


#dumb #even #how #i #partner

My dad is awesome.


— Justin Halpern


#dad

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.


— Justin Halpern


#anything #bill #brings #choice #does

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.


— Justin Halpern


#after #came #conclusion #did #finally






About Justin Halpern






Did you know about Justin Halpern?

As of November 2010 his Twitter feed had more than 1. The TV series was cancelled in May 2011 by CBS. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.

He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. Justin Samuel Halpern (born September 3 1980) is the American author of the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says and the best-selling book of the same name.

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