Julia Sweeney

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#because #course #death #funny #funny things

I have lots of energy. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#i #lots

I like going back and writing fiction. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#fiction #going #i #like #writing

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#expect #i #i can #like #my time

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#dream #finally #honestly #housewife #i

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#jokes #me #minutes #realize #really

I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#atheist #get #i #off #racket

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#experience #experiences #fine #go

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#good #healthy #really #sick #someone

Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing. ↗

— Julia Sweeney

#i #just #mostly #reading #want