Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. ↗

— Josh Billings

#bit #god #help #honest #love

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. ↗

— Josh Billings

#gets #grease #loudest #wheel

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. ↗

— Josh Billings

#best time #bust #feel #hold #must

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. ↗

— Josh Billings

#every #every man #follies #got #his

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. ↗

— Josh Billings

#fools #kinds #opinions #their #those

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. ↗

— Josh Billings

#anything #common #common sense #elegant #genius

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. ↗

— Josh Billings

#envy #looks #microscope #telescope #through

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. ↗

— Josh Billings

#common sense #doing #done #knack #ought

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. ↗

— Josh Billings

#gain #greatest #him #over #politeness

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. ↗

— Josh Billings

#general #good #pants #right #she