Joseph Heller

I'm a regular supra man ↗

— Joseph Heller

#humor

They think that they’re smart and that the rest of us are dumb. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#humor

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#love

General Peckem even recommends that we send our men into combat in full-dress uniform so they'll make a good impression on the enemy when they're shot down". ↗

— Joseph Heller

#war #men

Yossarian was in love with the maid in the lime-colored panties because she seemed to be the only woman left he could make love to without falling in love with. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#love

That goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, apple-cheeked, curlyheaded, midget assed, , google-eyed, undersized, grinning, buck-toothed rat!!" Yossarian sputtered. ~ Catch-22 ↗

— Joseph Heller

#anger

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#field #get #government #i #individuals

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#crazy #every #executive #going #going crazy

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#examined #had #i #military #military service

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#because #been #believe #had #i