Jonathan Swift

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#better #burst #good #liquor #lost

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#madness #place #sold #tavern #where

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#mark #pride #rather #than #vanity

A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#been #man #never #own #saying

A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#deceive #desire #does #false #indirect

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#invisible #others #seeing #vision

There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inconsistency #nothing #world

No wise man ever wished to be younger. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#man #wise #wise man #wished #younger

Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#kick #live #once #reasonably #together

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#fool #i #i wonder #invented #kissing