Jon Stewart

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#center #conservative #distracted #i #liberal

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#argue #because #character #favorite #friends

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#classroom #internet #just #notes #passing

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#advantages #care #gives #i #seems

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#insomnia #inspiration

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#being #day #earth #earth day #get

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#fatherhood #great #ruin #scratch #someone

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#atlanta #clubs #food #i #just

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? ↗

— Jon Stewart

#affirmative #affirmative action #because #gonna #here

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#foot #host #i #late-night #late-night talk