Jon Stewart

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#conflict

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#politics-of-the-united-states #humor

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#politics #funny

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#science #faith

No one is better at not beating America than England. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#england #politics #england

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#politics-of-the-united-states #funny

I feel your scorn, and I accept it. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#life

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it! ↗

— Jon Stewart

#fix #guy #heart #hell #jobs

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#boy #dreams #else #feelings #i