Johnny Vegas

I've got my finger in a lot of pies. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#got #i #lot #pies

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#got #i #much #myself #respect

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#i #just #like #london #lots

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#i #lot #money #original #piece

It can be tough as a jobbing actor. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#tough

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#driven #get #go #i #me

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#ended #first #five #francisco #holiday

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#agent #ages #ask #century #down

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#always #been #carry #family #i

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#always #back #being #find #lost