Johnny Vegas

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#blocks #carried #doing #expectancy #i

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#also #audiences #back #become #circuit

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#big #big fan #family #fan #i

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#avoid #i #kind #organised #trips

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#becoming #believe #britain #i #i believe

I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers! ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#decorating #get #go #house #i

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#did #had #i #massive #stand-up

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#hate #i #lost #luggage #security

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#bad #few #highest #i #i love

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#altogether #another #easy #ladies #love