Johnny Vegas

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#changed #could #even #i #me

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#being #enjoy #feeling #i #i think

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#drama #feel #i #i always #i do

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#deserves #emotion #give #pronounce #things

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#am #attractive #bit #care #children

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#big #bloke #enough #out #pointing

Class still matters in Britain today. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#class #matters #still #today

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#comes #find #fine #funny #get

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#greater #i #leader #people #reason

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#altogether #another #easy #ladies #love