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Johnny Carson

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.


— Johnny Carson


#dinners #eating #frozen #inventor #radio

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.


— Johnny Carson


#calls #continue #days #death #fingernails

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.


— Johnny Carson


#dead #elvis #fair #impersonators #life

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.


— Johnny Carson


#entertained #more #pay #people #than

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.


— Johnny Carson


#freedom #gives #money #only #the only thing

When turkeys mate they think of swans.


— Johnny Carson


#swans #think #turkeys

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.


— Johnny Carson


#calls #continue #days #death #fingernails

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.


— Johnny Carson


#i #inexpensive #know #married #marvelous

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.


— Johnny Carson


#day #each #evolved #hand #hard

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.


— Johnny Carson


#happening #most #new #new york #something






About Johnny Carson

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If human beings had little red lights in the middle of their foreheads Carson would be the greatest conversationalist on Earth. ) These comedic missteps were an indication of Carnac's true prescient abilities. The movies always had unlikely casts and even less likely titles: "Slim Pickens Patti Page Duke Wayne and Charlton Heston in another classic Western: 'Kiss My Saddle Horn'!" Carson originally played the fast-talking huckster in his own voice (as Honest Bernie Schlock or Ralph Willie) and finally settled on a nasal high-pitched smarmy drone reminiscent of Jackie Gleason's "Reginald Van Gleason III" character.

John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23 1925 – January 23 2005) was an American television host and comedian known for thirty years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Emmy Awards the Governor's Award and a 1985 Peabody Award.

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