John Green

The world,' he said, 'is not a wish-granting factory. ↗

— John Green

#john-green #sad #the-fault-in-our-stars #inspirational

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living. ↗

— John Green

#funerals #true #death

He wasn't perfect or anything. He wasn;t your fairytale prince charming or whatever. He tried to be like that sometimes,but i liked him best when that stuff fell away. ↗

— John Green

#love #prince-charming #love

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. ↗

— John Green

#humor #funny

I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces. ↗

— John Green

#humor

Because you're my friend, wingnut. ↗

— John Green

#gideon #friendship

So much depends upon the transparent G-tube erupting from the gut of the blue-lipped boy. So much depends upon this observer of the universe"......."And you say you don't write poetry. ↗

— John Green

#inspirational

I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee. ↗

— John Green

#humor #leaving #paper-towns #pee #young-adult

What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour. ↗

— John Green

#philosophical #realization #humor

Your friendship with her-it sleeps with the fishes. ↗

— John Green

#friendship