John Green

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource. ↗

— John Green

#john-green #nerds #romance #humor

No headboards were broken. ↗

— John Green

#humor #twilight #funny

Random questions are the least random of all questions. ↗

— John Green

#random

Last words are always harder to remember when no one knows that someone's about to die. ↗

— John Green

#last-words #remember #death

I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it. ↗

— John Green

#life #living #life

Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave. ↗

— John Green

#leaving #life #problem #life

As he read, I feel in love the way you fall asleep: slow, and then all at once. ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #ya #love

The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle. ↗

— John Green

#dating

He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was. ↗

— John Green

#personality #beauty

<3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum. ↗

— John Green

#internet-slang #internet