John Green

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. ↗

— John Green

#friendship

I want to leave a mark. But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. ↗

— John Green

#leave-a-mark #scars #van-houten-being-a-douche #the-fault-in-our-stars

I am in the midst of a soliloquy! I wrote this out and memorized it and if you interrupt me I will completely screw it up,' Augustus interrupted. 'Please to be eating your sandwich and listening. ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-stars

No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around. ↗

— John Green

#life

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. ↗

— John Green

#augustus #augustus-waters #can-t #have #i

Love is keeping the promise anyway. ↗

— John Green

#love

You are a side effect," Van Houten continued, "of an evolutionary process that cares little for individual lives. You are a failed experiment in mutation. ↗

— John Green

#failure #side-effects #van-houten-being-a-douche #experience

The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. ↗

— John Green

#humour

I was a bit of a Victorian Lady, fainting-wise. ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #wise

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional. ↗

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #sexuality