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John Cleese

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Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.


— John Cleese


#best #comedy #works

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.


— John Cleese


#anyone #appeal #experts #exquisite #like

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.


— John Cleese


#also #barker #comic #death #encouraging

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'


— John Cleese


#dan #dan quayle #fair #fries #life

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.


— John Cleese


#contribution #cuisine #english #world

The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.


— John Cleese


#creative #creative people #facility #most #people

England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.


— John Cleese


#being #country #distinguished #embodied #england

Filming takes a lot out of you. It really does. It's immensely demanding, and you have to put the rest of your life in the icebox until you do your final shot.


— John Cleese


#does #filming #final #immensely #life

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.


— John Cleese


#close #concept #damn #england #god

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.


— John Cleese


#about #change #dalai #dalai lama #lama






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Filmography


Video game credits
Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time (1994) 7th Level
Storybook Weaver (1994) MECC
Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail (1996) 7th Level
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1997) Panasonic
Starship Titanic (1998) Simon & Schuster Interactive (voice of the Bomb) — (Credited as Kim Bread)
007 Racing (2000) Electronic Arts
The World Is Not Enough (2000) Electronic Arts
Storybook Weaver Deluxe (2004) MECC The Learning Company
James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing (2004) Electronic Arts
Trivial Pursuit: Unhinged (2004) Atari
Jade Empire (2005) BioWare (as Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard)
Shrek the Third (2007) King Harold Narrator
Fable III (2010) Jasper
Time Troopers (2004) Mr. Simon Finch-Royce)
(1998) Nominated—Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor – Comedy Series / 3rd Rock from the Sun (as Dr. Wednesday 9:30 (8:30 Central) (2002) as Red
Will & Grace (2003–2004) as recurring character Lyle Finster.

In the mid-1970s Cleese and his first wife Connie Booth co-wrote and starred in the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. With Yes Minister writer Antony Jay he co-founded Video Arts a production company making entertaining training films.

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