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John Cleese

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It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise


— John Cleese


#writing #humor

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.


— John Cleese


#inspiration #inspirational

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.


— John Cleese


#desires #get #i #just #just one

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.


— John Cleese


#acting #competence #faking #good #then

He who laughs most, learns best.


— John Cleese


#laughs #learns #most #who

Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?


— John Cleese


#been #believe #days #i #i do

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.


— John Cleese


#being #bland #businessman #comes #cruel

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.


— John Cleese


#anything #except #give #his #man

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.


— John Cleese


#any #destroys #dividing #just #kind

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.


— John Cleese


#enough #give #play #them #time






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Filmography


Video game credits
Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time (1994) 7th Level
Storybook Weaver (1994) MECC
Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail (1996) 7th Level
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1997) Panasonic
Starship Titanic (1998) Simon & Schuster Interactive (voice of the Bomb) — (Credited as Kim Bread)
007 Racing (2000) Electronic Arts
The World Is Not Enough (2000) Electronic Arts
Storybook Weaver Deluxe (2004) MECC The Learning Company
James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing (2004) Electronic Arts
Trivial Pursuit: Unhinged (2004) Atari
Jade Empire (2005) BioWare (as Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard)
Shrek the Third (2007) King Harold Narrator
Fable III (2010) Jasper
Time Troopers (2004) Mr. Simon Finch-Royce)
(1998) Nominated—Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor – Comedy Series / 3rd Rock from the Sun (as Dr. Wednesday 9:30 (8:30 Central) (2002) as Red
Will & Grace (2003–2004) as recurring character Lyle Finster.

In the mid-1970s Cleese and his first wife Connie Booth co-wrote and starred in the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. With Yes Minister writer Antony Jay he co-founded Video Arts a production company making entertaining training films.

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