John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ↗

— John Barrymore

#causes #least #most #sex #takes

A man is not old until regrets replace dreams ↗

— John Barrymore

#dreams #age

Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open. ↗

— John Barrymore

#inspirational

Dying is the last thing I will ever do. ↗

— John Barrymore

#last #life #life

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. ↗

— John Barrymore

#barrymore #conventional #dear #die #fellow

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. ↗

— John Barrymore

#beautiful #beautiful women #life #little #little time

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. ↗

— John Barrymore

#die #good #got #living #see

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ↗

— John Barrymore

#beautiful girl #between #delightful #discovering #girl

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. ↗

— John Barrymore

#drown #float #i #tried #you

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? ↗

— John Barrymore

#left #money #month #much #why