Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. ↗

— Joey Adams

#better #give #give and take #her #marriage

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. ↗

— Joey Adams

#about #avoid #avoiding #grow #older

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ↗

— Joey Adams

#asks #expensive #lot #nothing #psychiatrist

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. ↗

— Joey Adams

#day #does #every #every day #know

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ↗

— Joey Adams

#any #apart #exercise #fact #far

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. ↗

— Joey Adams

#business #golf #watch #you #your

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. ↗

— Joey Adams

#honest #pay #people #still #trouble

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' ↗

— Joey Adams

#explained #get #late #oil #once

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. ↗

— Joey Adams

#difference #horses #market #must #playing

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. ↗

— Joey Adams

#fool #kiss #never #you