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Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.


— Joe Rogan


#commentator #dreamed #i #imagination #never

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.


— Joe Rogan


#compromise #get #i #just #laugh

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.


— Joe Rogan


#famous #feel #i #like #make

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.


— Joe Rogan


#comic #guys #had #i #into

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.


— Joe Rogan


#i #just #me #meet #much

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.


— Joe Rogan


#certainly #comic #fan #generation #great

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.


— Joe Rogan


#everyone #heights #i #i think #rationally

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.


— Joe Rogan


#been #first #i #involved #martial

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.


— Joe Rogan


#big #chunk #done #educating #game

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.


— Joe Rogan


#brooding #film #people #plays #someone






About Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes




Did you know about Joe Rogan?

In 2002 he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris Maya Gallo's boyfriend. Comedy recordings
I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (CD) (August 22 2000)
Live from the Belly of the Beast (DVD) (May 4–5 2001)
Joe Rogan: Live (DVD) (September 1 2006)
Shiny Happy Jihad (CD) (April 10 2007)
Talking Monkeys in Space (CD & DVD) (2010) Comedy Central Records
Live from the Tabernacle (Digital Download) (December 18 2012)


Awards and recognition
World MMA Awards
2011 Personality of the Year

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
2010 Best Television Announcer
2011 Best Television Announcer

Teen Choice Award
Choice TV Reality/Variety Host for Fear Factor (2003 Nominated)


See also
List of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners. They continued through the end of the show's run in 2004.

Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11 1967) is an American martial artist stand-up comedian actor writer and color commentator.

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