Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#live #universe #evolution

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#everybody #him #his #honest #i

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#funny #guy #horrifying #just #me

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#audience #best #completely #could #friends

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#bad #coke #fiends #hang #marriage

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#girlfriend #good #i #narrow #path

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#after #done #eventually #human #never

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#always #apartment #dryer #freaked #idea

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#act #crazy #girlfriends #lie #pressure