Joe Bob Briggs

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#been #i #i am #male #otherwise

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#america #class #i #many #most

It's not a crime to get drunk. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#drunk #get

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#draft #instrument #most #often #third

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#club #every #joke #men #out

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#cell #cell phones #else #everyone #hate

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#fleeting #forever #junk #mail

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#air #bare #bosnia #changed #clark

Faith is like a kernel of wheat. ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#kernel #like #wheat

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure." ↗

— Joe Bob Briggs

#call #hate #like #romance #seeing