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    Joan Rivers

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    Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #life #tough #very #you

    My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #birth #birth control #control #just #leave

    Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #could #her #i #me #put

    I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #baby #bath #i #knew #radio

    Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #bed #country #god #late #limit

    The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #i #stage #thing

    The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #forward #happened #horrible #loved #me

    What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #before #book #care #fire #fired

    Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #hitler #i #make #nice #read

    She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. ↗


    — Joan Rivers

    #eleven #fought #just #roman #she






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    Did you know about Joan Rivers?

    The show takes place in Joan bedroom which is in Melissa's house in Malibu CA. On the season finale which aired live on May 10 Rivers was announced the winner and hired to be the 2009 Celebrity Apprentice. She has one grandson Melissa's son Cooper (born Edgar Cooper Endicott on December 1 2000) who is featured with his mother and grandmother in the WE tv series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
    In her book Bouncing Back (1997) Joan Rivers described how Joan Rivers developed bulimia and contemplated suicide.

    Joan Alexandra Molinsky (born June 8 1933) better known by her stage name Joan Rivers is an American television personality comedian writer film director and actress. She is known for her brash manner; her loud raspy voice with a heavy New York accent; and her numerous cosmetic surgeries.

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