Joan Rivers

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#celebrity #child #country #fool #i

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#good #i #i think #look #think

I was a Brownie Scout mother. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#mother #scout

I was not an attractive child. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#child #i

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#door #enough #go #i #opened

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#away #i #me #only #praise

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#been #circle #i #nobody #outsider

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#came #just #like #line #look

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #fat #favorite #her