Joan Rivers

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#boy #boy george #dress #england #george

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#because #funny #lucky #lucky ones #old

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#chins #directory #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #more

Every television show you go on is a choice. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #go #show #television #television show

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comedy #could #garbo #had #her

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#fey #good #hadn #i #in the beginning

I hate reality shows that are not reality. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#i #reality #reality shows #shows

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comes #i #i see #maybe #need

I just love acting. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#i #just #love

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage