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Jimmy Kimmel

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I never imagined being on television.


— Jimmy Kimmel


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I only get unusual ailments.


— Jimmy Kimmel


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I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.


— Jimmy Kimmel


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Almost every week, someone's mad at me.


— Jimmy Kimmel


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I'm a terrible golfer.


— Jimmy Kimmel


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If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.


— Jimmy Kimmel


#criticism #entirely #i #late-night #other

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.


— Jimmy Kimmel


#civilians #clearly #uncle

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.


— Jimmy Kimmel


#definition #definitions #different #other #people

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.


— Jimmy Kimmel


#i #jobs #losing #matter #people

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.


— Jimmy Kimmel


#bothers #daytime #go #leno #letterman






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In August 2006 ABC announced that Jimmy Kimmel would be the host of their new game show Set for Life. Early life
Kimmel was born in the Mill Basin neighborhood of the New York City borough of Brooklyn the eldest of three children of Joan (née Iacono) a homemaker and James Kimmel an IBM executive. " When Matt Damon did actually appear on the show to be interviewed he walked in and sat down only to be told just a few seconds later by Kimmel "Sorry but once again we are completely out of time.

Prior to that Kimmel was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. Kimmel is also a television producer having produced shows such as Crank Yankers Sports Show with Norm Macdonald and The Andy Milonakis Show. James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13 1967) is an American comedian actor voice artist television producer and television host.

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