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Jimmy Fallon

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Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason


— Jimmy Fallon


#humor

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.


— Jimmy Fallon


#everything #fan #good #lose #loses

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.


— Jimmy Fallon


#funny #ghostbusters #humor #leaves #funny

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.


— Jimmy Fallon


#humor #mittens #the-finger #funny

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.


— Jimmy Fallon


#games #i #like #positive #tech

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.


— Jimmy Fallon


#i #never #shower #sing #very

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.


— Jimmy Fallon


#everyone #looks #much #smile

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.


— Jimmy Fallon


#color #even #i #papers #photos

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.


— Jimmy Fallon


#fought #grew #guns #how #i

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.


— Jimmy Fallon


#got #i #into #just #like






About Jimmy Fallon

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Did you know about Jimmy Fallon?

Fallon left SNL in 2004 and began pursuing a film career. The doorman finally recognizes him for his role in Taxi but still will not let him in. He won the contest and after college he began to do stand-up tours across the country.

On April 3 2013 NBC announced that Fallon would replace Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show at the conclusion of the 2014 Winter Olympics. He currently hosts Late Night with Jimmy Fallon a late-night talk show that airs on NBC. Prior to that he appeared in several films and was best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998 to 2004.

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