Jimmy Carr

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#any #basically #better #cater #fat

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#dog #end #farm #gone #i

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#bit #christian #i #marriage #self-confident

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#france #front #guide #holding #i

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#day #hour #how #i #obsessed

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#great #group #laugh #laughing #more

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#cannot #clear #comedian #cut #either

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#comedy #comedy shows #going #more #more people

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#especially #gives #hall #hotel #hotels

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#better #bigger #comedy