Jimmy Breslin

When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#new-york-city

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#new-york-city

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#builds #lots #money #professional #vacant

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#immediate #received

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#architects #designed #hands #honorable #intentions

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#designed #football #game #keep #miners

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#against #does #get #impatience #interest

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#number #rule #small #steal #thieves

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#columns #ever #i #kept #me

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#english #in the past #language #paintbrush #past