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Read through the most famous quotes from Jim Davis
I stop short of being a workaholic. ↗
— Jim Davis
#i #short #stop #workaholic
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. ↗
#cat #condition #convincing #could #create
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ↗
#bread #cake #carrot #i #must
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. ↗
#create #foundation #fun #garfield #happy
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. ↗
#boy #child #farm #farmer #hadn
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. ↗
#everyone #gag #laugh #life #makes
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. ↗
#contribution #english #understatement
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. ↗
#drawing #head #i #something #start
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. ↗
#through #throw #trash #you #your
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. ↗
#lying #mind #play #something #you