Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

Jim Davis

Read through the most famous quotes from Jim Davis




Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.


— Jim Davis


#vegetarianism #diet

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.


— Jim Davis


#inspirational

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield


— Jim Davis


#humor

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.


— Jim Davis


#garfield #funny

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.


— Jim Davis


#attribute #automatically #back #because #cats

Cats rule the world.


— Jim Davis


#rule #world

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.


— Jim Davis


#eat #fruits #nuts #you

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.


— Jim Davis


#get #human #i #i do #idiosyncrasies

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.


— Jim Davis


#capabilities #debilitating #focus #give #handicap

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.


— Jim Davis


#bit #dates #geek #getting #i






About Jim Davis






Did you know about Jim Davis?

back to top