Jesse Ventura

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#go #head #humor #mud #sense

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#i #life #my life #never #republican

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#asked #could #dalai #dalai lama #ever

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#allow #america #believe #choose #get

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#believe #draft #effective #i #i believe

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#crutch #go #need #noses #numbers

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#actions #allegiance #belief #choice #feeling

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#am #continue #going #honest #i

You can't legislate morality. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#morality #you

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals. ↗

— Jesse Ventura

#cops #crack #crime #criminals #down