Jerry Seinfeld

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#challenges #how #know #motivate #still

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#essence #know #you

Stand-up is hard. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#stand-up

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blow #cake #candle #get #getting

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#always #amazing #amount #day #every

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#care #else #men #only #tv

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#boils #down #keep #keep moving #live

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#being #helped #me #other #people

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#reason #road #sometimes #traveled

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#babies #here #make #make no mistake #mistake