Jerry Lewis

I've had great success being a total idiot. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#great #great success #had #i #idiot

I get paid for what most kids get punished for. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#i #kids #most #paid #punished

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#love #romance #dreams

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#already #because #comedy #feelings #get

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#back #bit #brings #comedy #doing

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#covers #dementia #everything #pain #wonderful

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#audience #because #doing #front #hurt

I don't want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#i #i can #nice #remembered #them

Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#best #best time #condition #fortunes #gambling

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#ever #fish man #get #gets #hope