Jenny Eclair

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#cry #down #face #get #grumpy

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#better #bigger #fit #gave #into

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#boo #booing #breakfast #down #fork

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#admire #back #barbara #camp #crawled

I am best viewed from a distance. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#best #distance #i #i am #viewed

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#eat #fiber #i #i can #man

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#i #i think #incredibly #like #marriage

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#background #badly #clothes #come #dressed

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#better #competitive #desperate #far #i

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#even #good #highs #i #keel